skunkette:


dear santa,LISTEN YOU FAT LITTLE FUCK I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK SWEARING IS FUCKING NAUGHTY. I BETTER GOT MY GOD DAMN PONY OR I SWEAR I’LL FUCKING GO UP TO THE NORTH POLE AND SHOVE ANY COAL I FUCKING GET UP YOUR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE YOU TWAT. SO YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER OR ELSE I’LL FUCKING END YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.~sincerely sarah

do you think ill get my pony this year

skunkette:

dear santa,

LISTEN YOU FAT LITTLE FUCK I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK SWEARING IS FUCKING NAUGHTY. I BETTER GOT MY GOD DAMN PONY OR I SWEAR I’LL FUCKING GO UP TO THE NORTH POLE AND SHOVE ANY COAL I FUCKING GET UP YOUR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE YOU TWAT. SO YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER OR ELSE I’LL FUCKING END YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

~sincerely sarah

do you think ill get my pony this year

Get outta the wayy!!

Get outta the wayy!!

Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible

Take that!

Take that!

WHAT!?

WHAT!?

You just can’t use the bathroom in peace these days

You just can’t use the bathroom in peace these days